Proof that Barney is SATAN

Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
Prove: Barney is satanic

The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for
printing, meaning the Roman representation would for
Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
C   V   V   L   D   I   V

And their decimal equivalents are:
100   5   5   50   500  1   5

Adding those numbers produces: 666.

666 is the number of the Beast.

Proved: BARNEY IS SATANIC!



13 Jun 1999

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