Someone collected half dozen of the choice excuses people have offered to policemen for a car accident:
- "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."
- "I had been driving my car for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident."
- "I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."
- "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."
- "The guy was all over the road; I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
- "Suddenly a tree was there, where no tree had been before!"