Here's a good prayer someone sent me...
So far today, God, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, over-indulgent, or told anyone to mind their own business and to stay out of mine. I'm really glad about that!
But in a few moments, God, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help.
Thank you, in Jesus' name, Amen