Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Hedonism - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Amish - Electric toys are surely a sin.
Baptist - Once played, always played.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Evolution - The toys made themselves.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second...
15 Jun 1999
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